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ask-twdg-nuke:

sinful-immortality:

ellie-the-swindler:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

Men in Black 3… Well then.

Lilo and Stitch…I CAN’T FUCKING SWIM

40 year old virgin. Sounds about right.

ask-twdg-nuke:

sinful-immortality:

ellie-the-swindler:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

Men in Black 3… Well then.

Lilo and Stitch…I CAN’T FUCKING SWIM


40 year old virgin. Sounds about right.

fuck-it-joel-needs-a-car

the-outsiders-dishonor:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

nicksstubble
sixpenceee:

bizarreismm:

COLLECTION OF CREEPY VIDEOS & HORROR MOVIES
I’ve compiled a list of links to some of the creepiest YouTube videos and the best horror movies that are available (for free!) online. None of these videos are screamers, so no need to worry about that. Enjoy!
VIDEOS
Dining Room (There Is Nothing) 
Bedfellows 
Show Me 
Marble Hornets 
The Wyoming Incident 
Quality Meats 
Mr. East Loves Mom 
I Feel Fantastic 
F.A.C.E. 
The Peanut Vendor 
None 
Banned Children’s Cartoon 
You Will Never Find Me 
Rubber Johnny 
No Through Road 
No Through Road 2 
No Through Road 3 
Mr. Welldone 
Still Life 
Fallen Angel Footage 
Demon Recording 
Ансамбль Христа Спасителя и Мать Сыра Земля 
Olivier de Sagazan 
Suicide Mouse 
Exorcism of Anneliese Michel 
Creepy Voicemail Audio 
Ricardo Lopez: Bjork Stalker Final Hour (*Suicide trigger warning for the last minute**)  
Elisa Lam 
Agmemnon Counterpart 
Numbers Station Swedish Rhapsody 
Don’t Move 
Doll Face 
Max Headroom Incident 
Bowler Hat Man 
Moving Doll 
Polydeus 
10 Polina 
Door 17 
Mr. Jingles 
The Separation  
Girl in the Mirror 
Birth of the Santa Nalga 
Lost 
Dog of Man 
MOM  
HORROR MOVIES
The Exorcist 
Saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
The Uninvited 
Insidious, 2 
The Poughkeepsie Tapes 
Halloween (1978) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Halloween (2007)
Hellraiser, II, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Silent Hill 
The Strangers
The Blair Witch Project 
Poltergeist
Evil Dead (1981) 
Evil Dead 2 
Evil Dead (2013) 
The Ward
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
A Nightmare on Elm Street, 2, 3, 4, 5
Freddy vs. Jason
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th: Part II
Friday the 13th: Part III
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Conjuring 
The Ring, 2 
Shutter 
The Shining
The Last Exorcism 
 The Grudge, 2, 3 
The Possession 
The Haunting in Connecticut
Hostel, 2, 3
The Hills Have Eyes 
The Fly 
Contracted 
The Fourth Kind
Wer 
Chained 
Apartment 143 
The Taking 
Mama 
Maniac 
The Bay 
The Cohasset Snuff Film 
 Paranormal Activity 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Sinister 
The Death of April 
 Grave Encounters, 2 
V/H/S, 2 
The Tortured 
The House of the Devil 
Silence of the Lambs

perfection

sixpenceee:

bizarreismm:

COLLECTION OF CREEPY VIDEOS & HORROR MOVIES

I’ve compiled a list of links to some of the creepiest YouTube videos and the best horror movies that are available (for free!) online. None of these videos are screamers, so no need to worry about that. Enjoy!

VIDEOS

Dining Room (There Is Nothing) 

Bedfellows 

Show Me 

Marble Hornets 

The Wyoming Incident 

Quality Meats 

Mr. East Loves Mom 

I Feel Fantastic 

F.A.C.E. 

The Peanut Vendor 

None 

Banned Children’s Cartoon 

You Will Never Find Me 

Rubber Johnny 

No Through Road 

No Through Road 2 

No Through Road 3 

Mr. Welldone 

Still Life 

Fallen Angel Footage 

Demon Recording

Ансамбль Христа Спасителя и Мать Сыра Земля 

Olivier de Sagazan 

Suicide Mouse 

Exorcism of Anneliese Michel 

Creepy Voicemail Audio 

Ricardo Lopez: Bjork Stalker Final Hour (*Suicide trigger warning for the last minute**)  

Elisa Lam 

Agmemnon Counterpart 

Numbers Station Swedish Rhapsody 

Don’t Move 

Doll Face 

Max Headroom Incident 

Bowler Hat Man 

Moving Doll 

Polydeus 

10 Polina 

Door 17 

Mr. Jingles 

The Separation  

Girl in the Mirror 

Birth of the Santa Nalga 

Lost 

Dog of Man 

MOM  

HORROR MOVIES

The Exorcist 

Saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

The Uninvited 

Insidious, 2 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes 

Halloween (1978) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Halloween (2007)

Hellraiser, II, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Silent Hill 

The Strangers

The Blair Witch Project 

Poltergeist

Evil Dead (1981) 

Evil Dead 2 

Evil Dead (2013) 

The Ward

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

A Nightmare on Elm Street, 2, 3, 4, 5

Freddy vs. Jason

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th: Part II

Friday the 13th: Part III

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

The Conjuring 

The Ring, 2 

Shutter 

The Shining

The Last Exorcism 

The Grudge, 2, 3 

The Possession 

The Haunting in Connecticut

Hostel, 2, 3

The Hills Have Eyes 

The Fly 

Contracted 

The Fourth Kind

Wer 

Chained 

Apartment 143 

The Taking 

Mama 

Maniac 

The Bay 

The Cohasset Snuff Film 

Paranormal Activity 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Sinister 

The Death of April 

Grave Encounters, 2 

V/H/S,

The Tortured 

The House of the Devil 

Silence of the Lambs

perfection

zombies-and-tears
achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket
http://goo.gl/WwvECT
Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.



Let me tell you guys a story. In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 
But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 
But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:
How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.
On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%
Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.
Your move, America.

I’m sorry, but how the hell are these things supposed to shield these kids? They never cover the whole of their body; when they are led down, their sides are exposed, when they are running with it on their back/front, their legs are exposed- they could be shot there, then the pure evil that is with the gun will finish them off/leave them, leading to disfigurement or death. Plus children panic, if a big man comes into their class with a gun, they will probably scatter or be grabbed by the aforementioned individual. So my final point is: YOUR GUN IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT, PEOPLE DO NOT NEED THEM, I LIVE IN BRITAIN AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GUN CRIMES ARE REPORTED EACH DAY- LITERALLY NONE! I MEAN BRITAIN IS A LITTLE SCABBY I WILL ADMIT AND THERE ARE OTHER CRIMES, BUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE UNHEARD OF TO MY KNOWLEDGE (THANK GOD).
o America I ask you, why take all these ridiculous measures to protect children from school shootings, when the real way of preventing this is to eliminate the shooters themselves, take away their guns, save the little ones.
from a rather insignificant 14 year old girl with a lot to say on gun crime

achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket

http://goo.gl/WwvECT

Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.

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Let me tell you guys a story.
In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 
35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.
At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 

But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. 
In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 

But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.
Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:

How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.
How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.
How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.

On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%

Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.

Your move, America.

I’m sorry, but how the hell are these things supposed to shield these kids? They never cover the whole of their body; when they are led down, their sides are exposed, when they are running with it on their back/front, their legs are exposed- they could be shot there, then the pure evil that is with the gun will finish them off/leave them, leading to disfigurement or death. Plus children panic, if a big man comes into their class with a gun, they will probably scatter or be grabbed by the aforementioned individual. So my final point is: YOUR GUN IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT, PEOPLE DO NOT NEED THEM, I LIVE IN BRITAIN AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GUN CRIMES ARE REPORTED EACH DAY- LITERALLY NONE! I MEAN BRITAIN IS A LITTLE SCABBY I WILL ADMIT AND THERE ARE OTHER CRIMES, BUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE UNHEARD OF TO MY KNOWLEDGE (THANK GOD).

o America I ask you, why take all these ridiculous measures to protect children from school shootings, when the real way of preventing this is to eliminate the shooters themselves, take away their guns, save the little ones.

from a rather insignificant 14 year old girl with a lot to say on gun crime